Why We’re the Merch People You’ll Actually Want to Text Back

We’re the ones who make sure your brand doesn’t end up on a cheap pen that leaks or a T-shirt that’s only good for washing your car. At Perch Merch, we turn your ideas into high-quality swag that people actually want to use, wear, and show off (yes, it’s possible).

We’re not just your merch providers—we’re your honest, meme-sending, idea-improving, slightly sarcastic partners in promotional greatness.

And behind all the great merch? A team that makes it happen. Below, you’ll meet the people who bring the creativity, expertise, and occasional chaos to Perch Merch. They’re the ones turning visions into reality—one print, stitch, and wrap at a time.

So, scan our products, dream big, and then reach out. Let’s talk about your business, your vision, and how we can make your merch as unforgettable as you are.

Chris Beecham: Your Merch Guy Extraordinaire

Hi, I’m Chris, the guy crazy enough to believe that promo products don’t have to be boring—and so far, it’s working. At Perch Merch, we’re not just about selling stuff; we’re about building relationships. The kind where we’ll text you a meme on a random Saturday and then create merch so good, people will actually want to keep it.

We’ve mastered the art of making your brand unforgettable with high-quality products, a dash of humor, and a commitment to telling you the truth—even when your ideas need a little (or a lot) of help.

So, whether you’re here for the swag or the sarcasm, welcome to the family. Let’s make something amazing together