Why choose us
Short version.
Your old vendor is slow.
Their inbox probably has mushrooms growing in it.
And every order feels like you’re rolling the dice on who will answer — or if anyone will answer at all.
We’re the opposite of that.
We built Perch Merch to be the merch partner you wish existed
but assumed couldn’t be real because the universe enjoys suffering.
Speed that doesn’t require a miracle
Corporate store orders ship in five to seven days.
Not “five to seven weeks”
not “when Chad gets back from lunch”
and not “we’ll see what we can do.”
We don’t operate on “industry standard time.”
We operate on your team actually needed this yesterday time.
Bulk orders still move fast.
Rush requests?
We’ll try anything short of breaking federal law.
Real humans who answer without ghosting you
If you enjoy ticketing systems, automated replies, and sending emails into the void
you will hate it here.
We respond.
We follow up.
We know your name.
We know your company.
We know your usual colors.
We know that one person on your team who always orders wrong
and yes — we fix that too.
You get a dedicated account manager and a backup human
just in case life happens.
Or in case your current vendor inspires PTSD.
No cheap swag. No “who approved this” moments.
If you want the kind of merch that disintegrates after one wash
or promos that look like they came free with an oil change
we are not your people.
We source quality.
We test products.
We make sure your logo doesn’t end up on something that will haunt you on LinkedIn.
Your employees won’t just wear the merch.
They’ll choose to.
One brand. Every department. Every time.
Left to their own devices
marketing orders navy
HR orders “kinda blue”
operations orders black
and nobody knows what logo file anyone is using.
We centralize everything.
You get brand consistency
across locations
across teams
across every random “we need merch” moment.
Your brand stays tight
even if your organization is occasionally a circus.
One company. Many locations. We ship everywhere.
Whether your people are in cubicles
construction sites
living rooms
hotel rooms
or halfway across the country
everything gets where it needs to go.
Onboarding kits
employee gifts
uniforms
store orders
if it has your logo on it
we get it delivered.
No guessing.
No chasing.
No weird vendor updates like
“it’s in transit probably.”
HR. Marketing. Operations. Sales. We make all of you look organized.
We run the programs you don’t want to run anymore.
Onboarding kits
uniform programs
trade shows
seasonal drops
client gifting
bulk apparel
promo sourcing
employee rewards
last minute “help” text messages
We handle the merch.
You take the credit
and pretend you totally had it handled.
We’re not here to be fine.
Nobody raves about vendors who are “fine.”
“Fine” is how people describe their in-laws.
Or airplane food.
Companies switch to Perch Merch because we are:
Fast
Reliable
Responsive
Consistent
Quality-driven
Human
And apparently rare in this industry.
Once you work with us
you stop shopping around
because nothing else feels worth the headache.